So I don't remember this, but apparently at some high school assembly, I did some goofy fist pump/handshake with our school's president, Fr. Bob. I probably intended it as a goofy way of mocking the seriousness and formality of school assemblies. It ended up in the May 25, 2001 issue of Crossroads, my high school's newspaper. Apparently it was considered the most memorable moment of the year. I still run into people I went to high school with at parties who remind me of that moment.